If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion

George Bernard Shaw

 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

What we learn from history is that people don’t learn from history.

Warren Buffett (paraphrasing George Hegel)

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein (attributed)

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason

When faced with a bear keep a cool head.  Try to stay calm, do not yell, scream, kick, or fight.  Make no sudden moves, stand your ground.  Never try to out run a bear, it will only make matters worse.

Peter Kummerfeldt – nature survivalist

By Kimber Heaton - Certified Financial Planner